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If you somehow were able to unearth my diary amidst the clutter of my room, then you would probably find something like this...


Tuesday, February 22, 2005  

My company president rocks!

Setting: Three-day company sales meetings a.k.a. schmoozefest for the sales guys.
Annual sales rep awards dinner.

The president comes over to our table, shakes hands with a few people he hadn't had a chance to meet yet, and sits down.

Then he turns to me.
"Jenn, you know what's really upsetting me?"
"And what would that be, sir?"
"People are throwing dinner rolls around the place."
"I know! Two dinner rolls landed on our table earlier tonight."

He then tosses one and me.
"I want you to throw this at Scott" (he's the CEO)
"Um, okay. If you say so."
I then proceed to whip it across to room. Luckily for Scott I have bad aim.

The president gawks at me as I take my seat again.
"I can't believe you just threw that at him!"
"Well, sir. I'll just say the president of Toromont told me to."

posted by Jenn | 6:28 PM |
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